A) I do not believe in random selection. I'm all about favoritism.
B) I've never said "you're almost there" (except the one time I helped a lady give birth in an elevator).
C) I'm better looking than 79.2% of the other giveaway...ers.
D) I've gotten lost in an ultra once and dedicated an entire race report whining about it.
E) I don't listen to music while running so when you see me on the course and yell "looking good!", I'll be able to yell back "bullshit!".
So create your own fate and leave a comment telling me why you want to run the LA 13.1 Marathon. But make my sides tickle. Be creative. Say something nice about the kick-ass new course. Bet you'll smoke me by XX:XX. Tell me what costume you'll run in. Offer sexual favors (I'll politely decline). Offer money (no comment).
Something. Anything. And let's BOTH throw down come January 15, 2012.